There are times when sort of wish I had a nice, sweet, innocent sense of humor. You know, the kind people used to think Bill Cosby had before … um, yeah, all that happened. See? I couldn’t even be funny right there without mentioning something incredibly uncomfortable. Something is seriously wrong with me, folks. Tonight… Read More


I did something really stupid this weekend. I mean really, really dumb. Monumentally idiotic. Imbecile-level. I shaved my beard off. Now, there is an actual story behind this. My soon-to-be 11-year-old daughter, Emma, has been on me forever about how my beard scratched her face when I gave her kisses. She had actually started refusing… Read More